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Joke of the Day

"There once was a frenchman Yvon was his name, exploring the world he dreamed was his fame, but... He's fucking retarded."

"Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades."

"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"

"What did the cannibal get when he was home late for dinner? A cold shoulder"

"My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."

"What's black and sits at the top of stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire."

"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."

"My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short."