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Joke of the Day
"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"
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"What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman? I came, I thaw, I conquered ."
"What's the quietest album in the world? Stephen Hawking - unplugged"
"I have a joke about Ikea but I can't put it together"
"What questioned started the Holocaust? What would you do for a Klondike Bar?"
"Think About It... What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"When your pet is staring at you, it's probably thinking ""I wonder how long those things live."""
"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"
"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."