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Joke of the Day
"Him: ""Wow you've got alot of hair"" Me: ""Thanks grew it myself"""
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"Best joke ever I used to cry when my dad cut up onions Onions was a good dog"
"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"
"How much did the obese man know about fitness? Diddly squat"
"A vulture boards a plane... ...carrying with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."""
"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."
"I've been dying to see Age of Ultron But then I just googled ""How old is Ultron"" and found out he's 47. Saved me $10."
"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"
"Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it."
"Just ran over my neighbors cat. In fairness, though, the damn thing probably thought he was safe when he made it to the porch."