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Joke of the Day
"Why do they even bother having different brands of milk?"
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"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."
"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."
"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"
"What happened to Ed's girlfriend? Sheeran"
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."
"Why did the grain call his sister ""momma""? Because he was in bread!"
"Looking for an Australian joke! I saw it yesterday. I only remember the last line was ""bummer man""."
"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"
"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders are on a plane. The plane crashes. Who survives? America"