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Joke of the Day
"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"
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"Greg was so hungry he ate a frozen steak. He hadn't really thawed it out."
"A joke is a lot like a dick A feminist cant take either"
"I wish there was a reality show where people learned grammar."
"The Queen Elizabeth doesn't have one. The Pope has one, yet he does not use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger's is big, and Brad Pitt's is small. What am I talking about? A last name, you pervs."
"Marriage. When dating goes too far."
"they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like ""oh"""
"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."
"A Priest, an alcoholic and a Paedophile, walk in to a bar. He buys a drink."
"What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A pitbull on a children's playground."