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Joke of the Day

"I got a ticket for bandaging a cat's broken tail A cop pulled up and gave me a ticket for retailing pussy in a residential area"

"An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion."

"Why don't you starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there."

"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"

"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."

"Worrying does you no good. Or does it? What if it does? Can anyone confirm this? Maybe email me in case I have bad reception?!"

"What do a battleship and a belly button ring have in common? They're both Naval units."

"Dear neighbors, I am not killing my child. I'm washing her hair. Only she sees it the other way."

"Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. ""Do you smell fish?"""

"If sex is said to be the best exercise than why are there no fitness clubs for that. Now there's idea. . ."