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Joke of the Day
"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."
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"My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him."
"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"
"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."
"Why can't a prostitute count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful."
"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"
"How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million? Walk in with $2 Million."
"What do you call a snail in the sea? A snailor."
"My dad posted a picture of his ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a picture of me"