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Joke of the Day

"Why was the clownfish sad? Because its friends were anemones."

"What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !"

"If I had a buck for every time an elk was confused for a deer... I'd have a lot of doe"

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?"

"Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"You know when birds fly in an arrow formation? You know the reason why one side is sometimes longer then the other? Well, there's more birds on that side."

"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"

"Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking..."

"Every time I approach girls they inexplicably shoot away from me. Can't say definitively if I have the force but... The correlation is strong with this one."