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Joke of the Day

"Old school chicken joke Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser!"

"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."

"I'm stuck at a boring wedding reception, tell me a joke to get through it"

"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."

"Why don't witches wear panties? They get a better grip on their brooms!"

"Of course Jesus saves. He's Jewish."

"Do you know why Santa only work on the 25th of December? Because he knows where all the bad girls are...(sorry)"

"The Fed is thinking of minting a new coin with Obama's face on it It'll be worth 60 (.60 = 3/5)"

"What is the difference between Trump's tie and a horse's tail? The horse's tail covers the whole asshole"

"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"