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Joke of the Day
"When your great-grandchildren call you racist for thinking all monkeys look the same."
Next Joke
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
"Are you hot, dawg? Funniest dog joke I tell my pet beagle every hot afternoon. He laughs everytime."
"I'm so tired, I just typed a tweet into my GPS. It responded with directions to my day job."
"How does Stevie Wonder check Facebook? With his EyePhone"
"Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... Chicken sees a salad"
"What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball? She choked."
"Where do ants keep their armies? in their sleevies"
"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"
"There are certain people who assume that I'm intelligent. These people aren't aware that I cannot tear off perforated paper."