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Joke of the Day

"The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer."

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"

"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

"Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog."

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants? A moss-cow"

"Mickey Rourke needs to get beaten up at the beginning of every movie he's in so it explains his face."

"Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed."