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Joke of the Day
"Think Im Sarcastic? Watch Me Pretend To Care!"
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"Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle."
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."
"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"Dark humor is like food Some people just don't get it"
"{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired."
"My girlfriend is going to leave me... because of my poker addiction... I think she's bluffing."
"How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz..... With a broom and a dustpan."
"Boxed In There was a young girl from Peru Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""