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Joke of the Day

"I asked the pizza place to write a joke in my pizza box. They delivered... the pizza with nothing written inside."

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"So important your wife knows you're petting the dog when she hears you say ""you're getting a little chunky"""
"Why can't anyone tell my dads fat? Cause he grew up in Pawtucket."
"Congress just passed a bill that makes it legal to murder those friends who respond to a text by calling you."
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"Complete Guide to Understand Women ..............................."
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"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"
"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""
"What kind of meat do vegan priests eat? Nun!"
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