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Joke of the Day
"Two Men Walk Into A Bar Its okay, they're getting stitches at the hospital."
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"Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic."
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"Religion is like a penis It's perfectly acceptable to have one, but unacceptable to flaunt yours in public."
"The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner... ... it took my breath away."
"I have sixth sense, I see stupid people."
"Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: In a mirror probably unless new technology exists. [interviewer thinking] holy smokes he's good"
"How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!"
"Ronaldo shot so powerful It created a hurricane"
"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"