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Joke of the Day
"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"
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"I hate when you compliment on their mustache... ..and suddenly she's not your friend anymore."
"Why should you never shout at a pirate? Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)"
"Just found out my wife has cooties. I'm headed to the clinic to get tested. So many emotions right now"""
"Nothing is impossible. I know a man that once guessed correctly why a woman was mad at him."
"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"
"What does Monica and Hillary have in common? They don't fuck Bill anymore."
"You know someone is hard core When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles"
"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."