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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rich Chinese? https://i.imgur.com/txMwWBX.jpg"
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"What starts with ""M"" ends with ""arriage"" and recently made me the happiest man on earth? Miscarriage"
"College is expensive, BUT your student ID saves $3 at the movies. So really it pays for itself if you go to the theater 30,000 times."
"What's the difference between obese and morbidly obese? Obese is when you can't see your own genitals, morbidly obese is when you can't see your own genitals in the mirror."
"You know why Santa has so big balls? He only comes ones a year."
"I am a man with Alzheimer's, AMA! EDIT: Why is everyone asking me questions?"
"BREAKING: Popeye Expresses Outrage as Pope Goes to Mount Olive"
"Ladies and gentlemen, Testicles. That is all."
"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
"Hey, Reddit! Guess what! Chicken butt."