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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head."

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"Waiter asked if I wanted the soup or salad Me: Yes, I'll take the super salad"

"What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow whites cherry."

"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."

"Moving to Africa so I can feed my kids for 18 cents a day."

"Explaining a fountain to a 3rd world country must be weird. 'Yeah we just shoot clean water into the air and throw our extra money into it'."

"While in prison, I asked the Calvinist, ""Why did you kill your family?"" He answered, ""I had to know."""

"Confucius say... Confucius say man with beard face rough time!"

"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"