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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one? A: You have to hollow out the head."

"before cameras, people would have to say ""cheese"" for two hours while they got their portrait painted"

"Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper"

"When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed."

"A girl goes to the doctor, he takes out his stethoscope and says ""okay, big breaths."" To which the girl says ""yeah, and I'm only thixteen."""

"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"

"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."

"The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse."

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best."