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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

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"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."
"Why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? ...because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border"
"What did the anus say to the nose? FRAAAAAAPPPBLAPPPPLAAAAAAAPBRENKKKKKKKKKK!!!"
"I broke my can opener.... .... I guess it was a can't opener. Source: happened when I tried to open a can of soup this morning."
"People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain."
"Beyonce didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up"
"Hey! Need an ark! I noah a guy."
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"
"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"