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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."

"A Charleston police officer sees a young black man at night... The officer says ""Good evening"" and keeps on walking."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? because he kneaded a poo."

"What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Have you ever try ethiopan food ? Neither have they .."

"Melania Trump says her husband is ""not Hitler."" That's true. Hitler had a mustache and adult-sized hands."

"Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

"If you're purchasing a Dollar Store pregnancy test, I think we both know you can't afford a positive."

"Why are you late? Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."