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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor is a micro biologist. I've never seen him."
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"Wife: Well, they say a mirror adds ten pounds. Me: That's a cam- Wife: ... Me: Yes. Yes they do."
"My wife wants pay equality.... I told her I would do 1 better and gave her $1 to mow the grass."
"Hillary: After Benghazi Hearing I ""Sat Around Eating Indian Food And Drinking Wine And Beer"" Christie: ""Just another Tuesday morning for me."""
"want to hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? The boy took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door,"
"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."
"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"
"Why are there so many people in Ireland? Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin..."
"Him: I like powerful women. Me: Gotcha. *dresses up as a rhino*"
"PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net."