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Joke of the Day

"Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one."

"You're a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren't you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that's also a liar?"

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"I went to the doctor yesterday. He said that I had contracted a very serious illness. I then told him that I wanted a second opinion. He told me 'All right, you're ugly as well'."

"I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. ..do she rolled up her sleeve."

"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"

"What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"I don't understand how USB plugs are always upside-down the first time you try to plug them in and ALSO THE SECOND TIME."

"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."