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Joke of the Day

"Why is it difficult to punish vampires? They can't reflect on what they've done."

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"I was pregnant in High School BEFORE it became popular...."

"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"

"At what temperature is best to bake Jewish cookies? 6 million degrees!!!!"

"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."

"The economy is so bad I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank."

"She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day....I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I'M the weirdo???"

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"A notorious card sharp was found dead last night. He'd been clubbed on the heart with a diamond spade."