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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"

"My friend really likes to have sex with people. I guess it's the teenage whoremones."

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"I went fishing but didn't catch any fish It was a failure."

"A snake walked into a bar... ...and everybody freaked out!"

"The Alzheimer Society of Ireland is commemorating 30 years this year... ...or is it 40?"

"Have you heard about the midget psychic who broke out of jail? He's a small medium at large!"

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello from the Other Side"

"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"

"I was in the confessional booth today and I asked the priest if he thought it might be a good idea to stop masturbating. He said ""Sure, if it bothers you, I'll stop."""