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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"
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"My boobs float because they're above C level."
"My dentist recommended I sleep with a mouth guard, but I'm skeptical insurance even covers who I sleep with."
"What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger"
"You know what they say about Anthropologists They are all outstanding in their field."
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of crap together."
"My dick is my mind My girlfriend blows it every week"
"God said onto the sodomites ""go fuck yourselves"" And so they did"
"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."
"TAYLOR SWIFT: I knew you were trouble when you walked in ME (wearing ski mask and holding up gun): what gave it away?"