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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"
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"Me: Can I have some of your candy? 3-year-old: Can I have some of your beer? Me: 3: Me: 3: Me: Deal. Wife: NO!"
"My mom just sent me a friend request on Facebook. This Is a typical ""no right answer"" type of situation."
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!"
"Man who looks forward to spending his entire life with Kim Kardashian disagrees with Grammy decision."
"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."
"If I knew how to pull a rabbit out of a hat I would never stop. Rabbits are great."
"Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking."
"MERS is infecting people in Saudi Arabia... And Haj is just around the corner!"
"What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike? Attire"