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"So a seal walks into a club..."
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"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."
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"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"
"I had an affair with English. Since then, Math and I don't speak."
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
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"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"