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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"
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"What's the difference between peanut-butter and jam ? You can't peanut-butter it into her ass !"
"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"
"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."
"A surprise Hunger Games competition for everyone who makes eye contact with me today in the office."
"Brace yourselves!! The flowers, candy and jewelry mobile uploads are upon us....."
"What is your favorite knick knock joke? Do tell."
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"Did you hear about the blind skunk? It fell in love with a fart."
"White lies Don't matter. But black lies matter."