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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if you are a necrophiliac? You get mourning wood"
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"Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor? It takes guts."
"What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog? An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!"
"At least she didn't say swallow. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? One says: ""Spit your gum out."" the other says: ""Chew Chew."" /Badum cshhhh"
"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."
"Enough with the Gay jokes Cum on guys"
"How is the elevator business? Oh, it has its up and downs..."
"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"once i saw a horse standing next to a car and when someone remote unlocked the car, the horse got spooked and kicked in the passenger door."
"So I saw that Princess Diana is trending on tumblr. She's all over the dashboard!"