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Joke of the Day

"I've always wondered why china have such a high population. Today I found out, their Condoms are made in China!"

"if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito"

"[first day as a server] me: how would u like your steak person: well done me: thank you that's so kind it's my first day & i'm very nervous"

"A black third grader goes up to his mom and says: ""Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade, is it because i'm black?"" ""No."" She replies. ""It's because you're 19."""

"The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours."

"Megan with an h? Whatever Hmegan...."

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"A woman goes on a fishing trip with 20 guys. The only thing she came home with was a Red Snapper"

"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."

"Everyone told me to follow the dreams So, I went back to bed"