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Joke of the Day

"How does good deodorant smell? Odorable."

"Who's the poorest person in West Virginia? The Tooth Fairy."

"I try to teach my mom something new everyday Because apparently you're supposed to learn from your mistakes."

"Wife called up her mom and said, ""He fought with me again,I'm coming to live with you."" Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you."

"Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? *A: He was sitting on the deck."

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"

"What do 1% of racist people do? They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes"

"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""

"9/10 Redditors are idiots I'm glad to be the 1%"

"Apparently, David Cameron can only be divided by himself, and one."