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Joke of the Day

"Forgive me for this one A German soldier who loves animals can't decide what to do after WWII. His friend says, Otto, it's easy to figure out. You're a Veteran Aryan."

"What's the only animal that has a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."

"[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back ""what's up"""

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"

"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."

"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."

"Judas: C mon Jesus we re gonna be late for last supper Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we re gonna be late for supper."