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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."

"Something is fishy do crabs think fish are flying?"

"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"

"Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins."

"when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like ""wheeee!"""

"A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck.. ..A platypus went into a hotel owned by a duck. Platypus ate food. Duck billed platypus"

"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."

"A woman flashed her tits at me today.... I just sat there and giggled like a school boy. Then she said to me "" will you stop mucking around and check this lump, doctor."""