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Joke of the Day

"Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example."

"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."

"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"

"My friend came up to me He said, ""Can you ever remember a time where you removed a wig?"" I said, ""Not off the top of my head."""

"My uber driver asked me how my day was so I opened the door and quietly rolled into the road."

"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."

"How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch? Infuse the gravy with cocaine."

"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."

"I just got these awesome red shoes but there is an issue with them. They have no soles"

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."