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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't germaphobes masterbate ? Because they don't like all the germs that come with it."

"I'd be scared to buy an LG Tv Liam Neeson may find me!"

"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."

"As I looked into her eyes I felt my knees go weak and my stomach turned to butterflies. That's when I realized I'd drugged the wrong glass."

"Did you know half your penis is inside you? If that's true, I'm all the way up to three inches."

"I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them. My dads getting sick of them too."

"Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!"

"Teacher Jokes Teacher If Cannot is short for cannot. What is Don""t short for? pupil. doughnut."

"My mate asked why I've got a Neo costume in my closet; so I told him about the time his sister said she'd only give it up for 'the one'..."

"Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes? To get a breath of filtered air."