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Joke of the Day

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"What did one tooth say to the other? Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight."

"I swear if I see one more person enter this WalMart wearing pajamas I am going to take the belt off my bathrobe and choke them with it"

"If a tree falls in a boreal forest and no one is around... ...could you hear a pine drop?"

"Now boarding... Two vultures board an airplane each is carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""

"Love your neighbor, but don't get caught."

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"

"Research shows vacuum cleaners can cause hearing loss. ""You should absolutely get rid of that monster,"" said one furry, panting scientist."