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Joke of the Day

"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"

"So Richard Simmons is getting a sex change. Finally going to be a man..."

"Did Ilean ever get in touch with you? ""Ilean who?"" I lean over and you kiss my ass!"

"What did the french bloomers say to the sexy thong? Well I've 'ad me ups n downs, but I've never been pushed to one side..."

"Kate on Facebook can't believe the ordacity of some people. I can't believe the audacity of people who use big words that they can't spell."

"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""

"If I gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents?"

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"Mrs. Smith: Help me doctor! My son John swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!"

"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"