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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics? Wai Tu Yung"
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"A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, ""You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."" The drunk replies, ""Boobs."""
"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."
"Leave any two Arabs alone in a room and throw in a sharp stick... come back fifteen minutes later and one of them is going to have that stick in his eye."
"I'm not passive aggressive. Unlike *some* people."
"My sister didnt think I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pastah'"
"What is Long and narrow and becomes bigger when given a blow ? A balloon."
"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"
"What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub? Throw in your laundry."
"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"