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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Rustle."
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"[Doctor's Office] Dr: I'm not going to candy-coat this.... Me: *misses bad results of test because I'm imagining a coat made of Skittles*"
"Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them."
"Is Schrodinger's cat alive? Short answer: No Long answer: Yes"
"Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa."
"What did the vampire say to her kids? Eat your dinner before it clots!"
"Dentist: ""When was the last time you flossed?"" Me: ""BRO, you were there."""
"What does a toddler get drunk off of? Jack Danimals!"
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"
"Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."