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Joke of the Day
"My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex. ....my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
Next Joke
"I can't wait 'til my kids leave home. I've got so much swearing to catch up on."
"FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg"
"I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!"
"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"
"I know my limits. I don't pay any attention to them, but I know them."
"Tell my WiFi love her."
"It's not that I need Anger Management, it's that others need Stupidity Management."
"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"