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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a penis, loose and hanging freely. Until a woman comes along and makes it hard."
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"How do you get a 12 yr old to cry twice? (x-post from comments) Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. And I'm off to hell."
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