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Joke of the Day

"People always complain that Jewish people have all the money. Well if 6 million of your people died, you'd expect at least some inheritance"

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"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""
"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"
"What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines? Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once."
"I accidentally inhaled some soap when I was washing my face and then I coughed and no bubbles came out. Cartoons are full of shit."
"What color were Hitler's shits? Eva Brown!"
"How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they don't change light bulbs, they accept them the way they are."
"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"