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Joke of the Day
"Why is diabetes like a fumble recovery? Because you didn't know they had it."
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"What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes."
"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."
"""But what can we do for the people who love our crowds but hate the rides?"" And with that question The Disney Cruise was born."
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."
"How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass"
"My wacky Lutheran parents think my fiance is methane based because they don't belive in carbon dating."
"Aliens: take me to your leader Me: Hey babe, is it okay if we have company?"