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Joke of the Day

"My wacky Lutheran parents think my fiance is methane based because they don't belive in carbon dating."

"what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales"

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg? He was all right."

"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."

"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"

"""First things first I'm the illest. Drop this & let the whole world feel it, and I'm still in the Murda Bizness I could hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in killin' ""-Ebola"

"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"