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Joke of the Day

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"Where do all the orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms"

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!"

"Q: Why is sex like math? A: You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table."

"When I get a dog, I am going to name him Franz Ferdinand So I can take him out (I tried)"

"What does a Pirate prefer to wear? Doublet or nothing."

"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river? The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""

"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"

"Sometimes when I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying, ""ok they're dead, what do I do with the body?"""