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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the corduroy pillow? You didn't hear? It made headlines!"
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"I think the Tuskegee Airmen were incredibly brave... ...not only were they fighter pilots, they all had syphilis!"
"Knock-knock. Who's there? No, he's on first."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window? SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!"
"What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper? ""What?"" ""You aren't coming to my house"""
"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."
"So he left. We don't serve your kind here, says the bartender. A tachyon walks into a bar."
"How much crack did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"