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Joke of the Day

"It took 11 years but hubby can finally read me like a book. A Greek book. Read upside down wearing a blindfold. It's a vast improvement."

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"What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race."
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"What kind of tape do kidnappers use? abDUCT tape"
"Hot singles in your area are looking for an air conditioned indoor court to practice on before their match."
"People accuse me of babying my dog, which I think is ridiculous. It's not like I'm breast feeding her. She won't even take to my nipple."
"Why is there no phone books in china? Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number."
"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."
"What do you call a psychic, midget fugitive? A small medium at large."
"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""