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Joke of the Day
"Guy: Police, yeah there's this black kid harassing a homeless person. Police: You had me at black"
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"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asked if he wanted a drink. Descartes said ""I think not!"" ....and promptly disappeared."
"'I HATE drama!' -Dramatic people"
"2 dudes Came here to tell a gay joke, Butt fuck it."
"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."
"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"
"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."
"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"
"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"
"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."