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Joke of the Day
"What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour? A frog in the blender"
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"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"
"Chemistry Joke! Why can't acids argue well? All their statements are baseless."
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