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Joke of the Day
"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"
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"I got kicked out of the procrastinators club when I showed up for our first meeting.."
"I have 11 pictures of myself from high school. My daughter has 11 pictures of herself from this morning."
"Me and my recliner... We go way back."
"What does the sign on an out of business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed!"
"There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American."
"What's wrong with lawyer jokes? Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes."
"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."
"me: what's ur favorite thing on the menu waiter: oh definitely the salmon me: oh yes ok i'll have the *orders something that is not salmon*"
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"