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Joke of the Day

"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."

"How do you lead a horse to water? With carrots"

"Whenever a bird shits on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on front of my porch just to let them know what I am capable of"

"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

"ram diljale janakpur"

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."

"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Because she was a woman"

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"Bucks vs. Falcons REPORTER: Lovie, can you say something about your team's execution tonight? LOVIE SMITH: I think it would be a good idea!"

"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."