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Joke of the Day

"Hanukkah Matata to all Jewish Redditors! It means no worries! Except for the worries you have about disappointing your mother."

"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"

"I was so sad and crying when I lost my playstation 3 but unfortunately, there was nobody to console me!"

"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."

"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."

"What do you call a shitty band that only plays in the winter? Coldplay."

"So I heard Tiger Woods changed his name.. To Cheetah"

"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."

"i always get gatorade and gasoline confused. my car is real good at sports and im dead"

"what do you call a French OP a baguette"