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Joke of the Day
"It must suck to be creative in Boston... Because everyone tells you how ""ah-tistic"" you ah."
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"Another gorgeous fall morning I wish I was sleeping through."
"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""
"What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet"
"What's better at math than you a retarded Asian April fooly! Gotcha Burn April fooly"
"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"
"I covered myself from head to toe in mirrors today. I don't really know why, maybe I'm just at that age where you do a lot of reflecting..."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."
"No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March"