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Joke of the Day

"What did Caesar say when playing battleship? A2 Brute."

"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"

"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"

"How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives"

"DAD: Sorry it's not a pony, honey. Best I could do LITTLE GIRL: [riding gigantic earthworm] This is Princess Doomtube. She shall be feared"

"[Jesus plays hide-n-seek] Jesus: [exiting cave] Ah, ya found me! Let's play again. Harder this time. Find me now. [He ascends to Heaven]"

"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."

"Why are they rioting in Ferguson? Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done."