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Joke of the Day
"John Boehner killed a bug at the state for the union address It was a House fly."
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"What did the ceiling fan say? YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!"
"I'll straight up dive off a cutting board and cut shit on a diving board I don't give a shit anymore."
"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and if they don't work give me a ring!"
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."
"Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box? Because it says ""concentrate"""
"Hug a terrorist Only 30% of people have hugged the person they're going out with."
"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."
"The Internets recipe for Cream Pie is different than my Grandmothers"